i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Randomize
