Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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