i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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