I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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