real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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