I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
