paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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