fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Randomize