I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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