Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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