is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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