We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
