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I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I just want nice things and good sex
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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