yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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