just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
