what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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