i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Less talking, more tequila
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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