Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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