It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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