do herpes really smell.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
