My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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