it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You were trust falling into bushes
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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