my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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