Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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