yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You were trust falling into bushes
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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