We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
So. Much. Porn.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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