been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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