Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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