did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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