Are we in a gay sports bar?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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