Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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