i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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