i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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