Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I look better un-naked...
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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