I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
now i know why i became what i already was.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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