Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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