It's Friday. Sex?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
