no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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