In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Randomize
