bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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