How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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