I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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