This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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