I've blown a few things in my day
only if we run a train.
done.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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