I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i used baking grease as lip gloss
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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