he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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