idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Four minutes until I can fart!
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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