the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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