Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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