I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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