Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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