But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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