batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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