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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Your penis caused this!
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