Non-Jews are for practice
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize