OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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